1. paprika:

    when you log in on tumblr and actually got a message


    (via trust)

  2. maplehoofs:


    i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

    My favorite part is the typo at the end cause its like Mario was hitting on her. “WHAT-A WRONG WITH MY PENIS”

    (via drop-spock-and-lock-it)

  3. i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

    (Source: chroniclesofpanem, via penguinwearingabowtie)

  4. aphrodisijack:

    stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

    (via penguinwearingabowtie)

  5. l1berum:

    there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that

    (via allteensrelate)

  6. partism:

    I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.

    (via nayjayification)

  7. jaclcfrost:

    "why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

    (via joshpeck)









    #Hugh Laurie for the next Master

    #Hugh Laurie for God

     #hugh laurie

    #Hugh Laurie for Hugh Laurie

    #Hugh Laurie for Meryl Streep

    Sorry…but can you imagine Hugh Laurie and Peter Capaldi as the Doctor and the Master?
    Oh hello glorious sasswar and dynamics I can’t even imagine 
    the only problem is that Hugh is taller than Peter…


    (Source: milliondollarmann, via sherlock-holmeless)


    Clear your mind here

    (Source: toomuchto)

  8. pemsylvania:

    one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

    (Source: pemsylvania, via iwasrepeals)