1. fuckheaded:

    Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

    (Source: zerogoukki, via thescars-in0urstars)

    • DC:   Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    • Marvel:   YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    • DC:   We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    • Marvel:   HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    • DC:   The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    • Marvel:   DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    • DC:   After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    • Marvel:   PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    • DC:   We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    • Marvel:   NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    • DC:   We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    • Marvel:   NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    • DC:   We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    • Marvel:   FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    • DC:   Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    • Marvel:   NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    • DC:   Wait-
    • Marvel:   NEW FEMALE THOR
    • DC:   I didn't-
    • Marvel:   NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    • Marvel:   TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    • Marvel:   PEACE
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  3. "She changed to be cold, so that no one could hurt her."

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  4. "We all love someone way too fucking much."

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  5. fartgallery:

    readingaroundthemovies:

    fartgallery:

    i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

    Those r my mums initials…,

    say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

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  6. "Every morning I wake up with an intense desire to love you."

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